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"C'mon Eridan, we need to hurry!" you beamed at your boyfriend, Eridan, as he walked up the huge hill. His sleek black hair was pushed back, and his scarf flapped lazily in the wind. The boy had water dependencies, so you walked over to him and poured some on his head. "You're such a weirdo! It's like you belong on another planet. For fish!" you giggled, holding his hand.

"This isn't really the best 'happy two-month anniversary' gift..." he heaved, looking downwards. "What is the gift, anyway?"

"You'll see!" you beamed again, running down the hill, laughing like an idiot as Eridan screeched behind you. "Sorry I'm fast!" you cawed behind you at him, giggling more and more.

"Try being like a fuckin' rocket!" he squawked, flailing his arms.

"Pchooooooo~" you grinned, finished going downwards. "Earth to Eridan, this is NASA speaking. We have landed on the fairgrounds of Six Flags."

"Eridan to NASA, I want to have a word with ___ about his/her speed problems." he griped.

"C'mon fishie!" you giggled, waving tickets in his face. "We can ride stuff!"

"Fine, shore." he smiled lightly, holding your hand again. "Only because you're sweet, ___."

"Sweeter than cotton candy~" you reminded him, tapping his nose. "TO THE ROLLER COASTER!" you cawed, running to the gates.

"Yeah, you are." he breathed, smiling even lighter, almost sadly.

"Well, what're we waiting for?"
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After all the rides and games, you had gotten a SHIT ton of tickets. Eridan took the opportunity to go buy himself a gift as you sat on a bench. The time was now 9 P.M and you didn't mind, the Ferris wheel is sparkling with pretty lights.  You nibbled a candy apple and smiled, feeling great about everything.
Eridan walked over to you with a sword in his hands, causing you to spit out part of the apple.

"That's so cool!" you cooed, grinning.

"Yeah, I know. What's your opinion on shish kabobs?" Eridan asked, quirking a brow.

What an odd question. "They're pretty cool." you smiled at him. "And so are you, my fishie fishie~!"

"I hate you." he breathed, causing you to flinch. 

"...Wha...?"

"I hate you." he said again.

"F-fishie fishie, why?" you gawked, frowning.

"You're annoyin, that nickname is aggravatin, and to top it all off, I told you two days ago how much I hate fairs." he growled, tapping the ground with the blade impatiently.

"I can do something else!" you sputtered, standing up and stepping back.

"No, ___. It's too late for that. I've had it." Eridan pulled you close to him, which was the opposite of what you thought he was going to do. "This sword is the stick, you're the meat." he hissed. "And so am I." 

You felt a sudden sharp piercing through your stomach as tears fell down your face quickly, your sobs coming cracked as you realized that he somehow managed to make the sword go through both him AND you.

You became part of a human shish kabob.

"I still love you...fishie fishie..." you croaked, and everything went blank.
oOPS I DID IT AGAIN,,
/smirk
Shish kabobs, anyone~?

Eridan (c) Hussie
You (c) Yourself

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Nepeta/Terezi/Eridan/Vriska/Karkat/Feferi/Sollux/Tavros/Aradia/Gamzee/Equius/Kanaya
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:iconzelodi:
Zelodi Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
My patron troll hates me.
Huh.
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:iconxxjetblackowlxx:
xXJetBlackOwlXx Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2015  Student Writer
*just cannot even*
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:iconmonikathedoll:
MonikaTheDoll Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2015
I'd never had shish kabobs an always wanted to try one, but NEVERMIND thanks da you!
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:iconverehren:
Verehren Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2015
yolo
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:icondarkskiesandrainbows:
DarkSkiesandRainbows Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
What the literal fuck 0 c 0
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:iconericalethe:
EricaLethe Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Why
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:icongamergirl4life:
Gamergirl4life Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
0.0

Why eridan,
Just why!?

D;
*shall keep this away at all cost*
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:iconjustmebreezy:
JustMeBreezy Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
For some reason I knew this would happen... ever since it said he smiled almost sadly...... am my frist thoughts when this ended was 'Da Fuq'
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:icontanaka18peixis:
Tanaka18peixis Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2014  Professional Artist
MY SOUL ;-;
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:icondoubledualscar:
DoubleDualscar Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2014
Please tag your triggers Dx
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:iconabbecca:
Abbecca Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2014  Student General Artist
...


WHAT?!?!??!!??!!?
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:iconmooncat48:
MoonCat48 Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
No!!!Eridan,you murderer!:'(
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:iconniyuke:
niyuke Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2014  Student General Artist
WHat...
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:iconrainingrawr:
RainingRawr Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Well that escalated quickly.......
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:iconavril4032:
avril4032 Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2014
Woahwoahwoah.

lie down.

Go to sleep.

And pretend this never happened.

ever.
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:iconverehren:
Verehren Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2014

;}
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:iconkiyto-the-cakekitty:
Kiyto-The-CakeKitty Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014
WHOA.
CALM DOWN.
TAKE A NAP.

NOW GO TO THE CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
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:iconverehren:
Verehren Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014

lmao nope
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:iconjamiisylvia:
JamiiSylvia Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
WHAT THE HELL NINA
NINA NO
NO NINA
I REFUSE
THIS IS BULLSHIT
FUCK YOU NINA
NO NINA
NINA NO

//gross sobbing 








/ily still Nina. ily still Eridan./
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:iconsmilegirlx0x0:
SmileGirlX0X0 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
NYEH 


/Wwhy Eri/

/Wwhy AUTHOR-SAN!?/
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:iconverehren:
Verehren Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014

huehuehue
:3c
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:iconkitkat3447:
kitkat3447 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
what
what did I just read
what
no
eridan
why
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:iconkitcatsky:
KitcatSky Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Everyone kills us .u.
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:iconpunk-rocker-lover:
punk-rocker-lover Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014
Welp that escalated quickly
.-.
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:iconverehren:
Verehren Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014

;3c
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:iconizzylikespink:
IzzyLikesPink Featured By Owner Edited Jun 24, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
WTF JUST HAPPENED

ERIDAN NO

the weird thing is I had a shish kabob today hh

sorry if I'm spamming you I love your stories 
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:iconverehren:
Verehren Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014

omg bae
no it's fine //v\\
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:iconcreepy-twins-pix:
Creepy-twins-pix Featured By Owner May 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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:iconverehren:
Verehren Featured By Owner May 27, 2014

//waves shish kabob around 
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:iconcreepy-twins-pix:
Creepy-twins-pix Featured By Owner May 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
*face palm*
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:iconverehren:
Verehren Featured By Owner May 27, 2014

don't cha want one? cx
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:iconcreepy-twins-pix:
Creepy-twins-pix Featured By Owner May 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
W-what?! FUCK NO!
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:iconverehren:
Verehren Featured By Owner May 27, 2014

But it's eridan flavored c:0
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:iconcreepy-twins-pix:
Creepy-twins-pix Featured By Owner May 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Me: It's fucked up and creepy! Jeez I don't want to eat him… I just want to eat his d--



Fef: FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!
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:iconverehren:
Verehren Featured By Owner May 27, 2014

im
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:iconkhfrx:
Khfrx Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Student Digital Artist
I want Shish kabobs!      So... does eridan taste like salmon or whale *Chuckles*
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:iconkarkittiy:
Karkittiy Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014
😢💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦whaaaaaaa my feels
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MissDuckyDuck Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Vjgvhjcftghn *cries in corner 4 next six months*
kyo: you bastard you broke my suster!!
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:iconmomijisohmaumbreon:
MomijiSohmaumbreon Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2014  Student General Artist
Wait Kyo Sohma?!?!
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:iconmissduckyduck:
MissDuckyDuck Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
NNo MMy sister is NNaMMed Kyoikyo (proNNounced Kyoko)
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:iconmomijisohmaumbreon:
MomijiSohmaumbreon Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2014  Student General Artist
Okay, I see.
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:iconmissduckyduck:
MissDuckyDuck Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
C:
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:icon8thdimention:
8thDimention Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Noooooo! My feeels! Waaaaah T-T -explodes-
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:iconhybridsisterskiller:
hybridsisterskiller Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2013  Hobbyist
My friend this this to My other friend but with 1D
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:iconkindofgoth:
KindOfGoth Featured By Owner May 14, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
:iconverynotimpressedplz:
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:iconhybridsisterskiller:
hybridsisterskiller Featured By Owner May 16, 2014  Hobbyist
i dont like 1D just saying
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:iconkatymacabre:
KatyMacabre Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
OnO why.
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:iconantarcticapenguins:
AntarcticaPenguins Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2013
It was going so well...
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:iconibreaktehscreenowo:
IbreaktehscreenOWO Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
wwhat is wwrong wwith me? oh my cod..
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:iconinvaderwitchkazu:
InvaderWitchKazu Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah what's wrong with u
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