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"WHEN WILL THIS GOGDAMNED STORM FUCKING END?!" Karkat yelled at the top of his lungs, and your eye twitched. He. Won't. Stop. COMPLAINING!

"SOON ENOUGH FOR YOU TO SHUT YOUR YAP!" you yelled back at him, hands turning into fists.

For some unannounced reason, you were at a camp.
In summer.
In Washington.
Where it's cold as molasses.
Just saying.
But in Washington, in summer, where it is indeed as cold as molasses, in this lovely camp, you just came to the realization that you, ___ ___, were stuck in a cabin with Karkat Vantas, Eridan Ampora, and Vriska Serket. All of whom you didn't like AT ALL.

It was a pretty reasonable morning, but when you actually got to the cabin, it started storming.
That was about seven hours ago at noon.

Vriska sat on her blue (of course) bed, scribbling down some drawings with a smirk. Eridan was sleeping in a hammock at the back of the cabin, snoring loudly. You had to share a bunk bed with Karkat, he was in the bottom bunk. You were sitting at the foot of Vriska's bed, wanting to become friends with her if anyone else. Your eyes darted to Karkat, who was wrapped in blankets yet still shivering. You couldn't tell if it was because of the cold, or if he was scared of the storm. Lightning flashed from behind you and Vriska, and Karkat yelped loudly, jumping up and bumping his head on the bottom of your bunk.

A small smile crossed your lips and you stood up, walking over to him with a sneer. "Does Karkat need another blankeeet~?" you teased, snickering to yourself.

"I D-D-DON'T NEED ANYTHING FROM YOU, _-___!" he called you by your last name, and you hated it. Your nose wrinkled in disgust, and you flicked one of his horns. "OW!" he growled as you walked to the mini fridge, getting out food.

You were the only one smart enough to bring an appliance in the only cabin with enough room for four people, three beds, a couch, and still space for a mini fridge and table. You tossed Vriska some Oreos, flung a packet of seasoning at Eridan, and threw candy corn at Karkat, getting some Oreos for yourself.  Karkat yelped yet again, the candy corn spilling all over the wooden floor. You groaned and set your Oreos on the table, picking up the candy corn as if you were a maid. You sure felt like one.

You put them in a ramekin, giving it to Karkat with a clearly amused expression. He shivered and shook his head no, whimpering like a small puppy or kitten.

"Dude, what's wrong? It's candy corn." you said simply.

"...Right, I knew that." he breathed, his voice a whisper.

"You thought they were horns, didn't you?" your voice then became the opposite of your expression, dripping with amusement at his obvious before horror.

"NO!" he growled, nibbling the top off of a piece, smiling awkwardly.

"There we go Karkat." you nodded, sitting next to him.

"Aren't you going to eat your human chocolate semen-cream shit?"

You nearly gagged. "Uh, not anymore I'm not, thanks."

You could've sworn that was a genuine smile on his face.
But you doubt it.

"Why're you sitting next to me anyway?" he blinked, chewing more candy corn. You shrugged and lied down next to him, staring at your bunk. "No reason, huh?" Karkat breathed, suddenly calm.

"Why the fuck is my dinner a packet a seasonin-" Eridan groaned, you laughed so loudly that even Karkat grinned. 

"Hey ___, er, ___." he blinked, remembering to call you by your first name. "is the storm...over?"

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM crackle crackle crackle!

That answers that.

You didn't speak, seeing as how it wasn't really needed. Vriska and Eridan fell back asleep, and you spend the rest of the stormy night talking to Karkat about all sorts of things, the two of you falling asleep simultaneously at five A.M. Your head was in his lap and his head his still, being supported by the blankets wrapped around him. An annoyed tap on your head woke you up, eyes fluttering open to see Eridan and Vriska staring at you awkwardly. Karkat was still sleeping.

"Sup." you squeaked quietly, sneaking away from Karkat and climbing up onto your bunk, smiling back down at Eridan and Vriska sheepishly. They nodded, as if you had just done a miracle, and went back to their beds. "What time is it...?" you murmured sleepily.

"Three in the fuckin afternoon. You an Kar know how to rest, ___." Eridan chuckled, and you blinked.

Ten hours of sleep.
Nice.
Kinda surprising that the first three days in this camp are lockdown, having to stay in your cabin with the roommates for the entire time unless you have to use the restroom.
Ten hours of sleep...
Not enough.
You, sneakily, jumped down from the top bunk and onto the floor of the cabin, laying on the bottom bunk again, closing your eyes to drift back into sleep wonderland...
Before I do my reader x Eridan that the poll won, I figured to do a little reader x Karkat!!
It's a three-parter!
c:
Karkat, Vriska, Eridan (c) Hussie
You (c) yourself
Oreos (c) NaBisCo
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spooder8ite Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014
"wwhy the fuck is my dinner a packet of seasonin'?" <--- i LOST IT at this and am still crying from laughter. WHY DO I FIND THIS SO FUNNY?
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Arhodiana Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
"Ten hours of sleep…Not enough."
^Me, every day.
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black-butler362 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2013  Student Interface Designer
:iconkarkatlovesyouplz:
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:iconhannahsch:
Hannahsch Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2013
WHY THE FUCK WOULDNT I LIKE KARKLES
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SpiraledStyle Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
I went it a camp this summer... We weren't allowed to leave...
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:iconverehren:
Verehren Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2013
c;
Maybe I spied on you.
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:iconspiraledstyle:
SpiraledStyle Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
...I'm being watched...
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:iconverehren:
Verehren Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2013
c;
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MoonlightEngel Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
DUDE I WAS AT A CAMP THIS SUMMER AND THEIR WAS A STORM, AND, WE HAD LOCK DOWN FOR TWO DAYS...
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Thornpelt125 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
thats HORRIBLE!!!!!!
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:iconmoonlightengel:
MoonlightEngel Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
indeed
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:iconthornpelt125:
Thornpelt125 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
WHAT DID YOU DO??????Oh my gosh... 
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:iconmoonlightengel:
MoonlightEngel Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
played games with my friends, drew, did truth or dare, then sometimes I drew on everyone's faces....that kinda stuff
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Thornpelt125 Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
COOL I have luckly never been to camp ware that happens BUT i did go one year ware we were haveing a heat rush and it was like 120*F every day No, I disagree! 
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MoonlightEngel Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
must of sucked...
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:iconthornpelt125:
Thornpelt125 Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
IT REALLY DID!!!!!!!
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ThirteenNotes Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ahhh this is really good 0u0 

But I wish the trolls would actually exist and come to Washington D: 
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Verehren Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2013
thank

I wish they'd come down to georgiaa
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PeacockMasquerade Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
"Why the fuck is my dinner a packet a seasonin-"
xD
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:iconverehren:
Verehren Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2013
WE MAY NEVER KNOW
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PeacockMasquerade Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
AND NEITHER WILL ERIDAN 
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bottle-blonde Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2013
I really love it! :iconkarkarlovesyouplz: and I thought I was the only one who knew what a ramekin was x3
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:iconverehren:
Verehren Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2013
We use ramekins a lot in my house
I just had to think about the spelling XD
And thank you! <3
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bottle-blonde Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2013
Yw! Your story rocks ^u^
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bottle-blonde Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2013
:iconkarkatlovesyouplz: Haha I put 'karkar' psssh
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TheGir979 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2013
I really like this story so far!

​Especially how it takes place in a camp.

You're quite a creative writer. ^u^
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:iconverehren:
Verehren Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2013
Awh, thank you! (ouo)/ it means a lot!!
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TheGir979 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2013
You're very welcome! ^w^
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xXxMrsUchihaxXx Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:3
This was really good!
Now I kind of want oreos... XDXD
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Verehren Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2013
but semen cream-
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xXxMrsUchihaxXx Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
XDXD
Ya, I just read oreo
Plus, I'm dyslexic, and I read: seme cream.
I was like: vat? ._.
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:iconverehren:
Verehren Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2013
seme cream omg
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xXxMrsUchihaxXx Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Have some seme cream, you're uke when you're hungry
XDXD
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:iconverehren:
Verehren Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2013

OH MY GOD
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:iconxxxmrsuchihaxxx:
xXxMrsUchihaxXx Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Uke: Like a good neighbor, state farm is there! With some seme cream!
XD
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:iconverehren:
Verehren Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2013
IM GONNA PISS MY PANTS S TOP THAT
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JordynUnfamous Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i wish i could fav this but my friends would make fun of me because they know i love the fuck out of karkat and that i am forever alone :B

and i read kk x readers >_<'
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Verehren Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2013

I love Karkat too trust me c;:
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JordynUnfamous Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
omg i need more karkat lover friends my other friends are like gamzee eridan and sollux lovers... and then my friend doesn't technically "love" karkat, but its one of her fav charas.  I couldn't believe cause she doesn't sear AT ALL and also is goody 2 shoes.

me on the other hand heheh... XD idgaf i flip everyone off, including my parents who don't cre and are just as bad as me cause i learned from them XD
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cbsister Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2013  Student Digital Artist
you don't know how hard I laughed at that seasoning thing! btw, this was the cutest thing ever!
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:iconverehren:
Verehren Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2013
Thank you, haha!
I tried to add some humor with it c;:
It means a lot <3
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:iconcbsister:
cbsister Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2013  Student Digital Artist
you deserve it!
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Verehren Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2013
Awh shucks >w<
Thank you again eee!!
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cbsister Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2013  Student Digital Artist
you welcome, sugar!
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:iconverehren:
Verehren Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2013
(ouo)/ I feel honored!!
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cbsister Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2013  Student Digital Artist
and you should, oh honored one!
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Roellish Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
XD Eridan  gets seasoning niiice
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:iconverehren:
Verehren Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2013
BEST MEAL EVER AM I RIGHT
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Roellish Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
you are right can I have some Eridan
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:iconverehren:
Verehren Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2013
,,,
wwhy wwould I share?
its the only shit i got...
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